The Good: You finally lost those last 10 pounds.

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7. The bad: Of narcotics.
The worse: The police found them. (jeandenim)

6. The bad: Now all your clothes look like garbage on you.
The worse: They always did. (big mack)

5. The bad: You were severely underweight.
The worse: Those were your last 10 pounds. (FJD)

4. The bad: You gave them to your wife nine and a half months ago.
The worse: Your wife is tearing off your lower lip in the delivery room, insisting it's your fault. (jeandenim)

3. The bad: From your bust.
The worse: They migrate to your belly, waist, and hips. (Arianrhod)

2. The bad: Those last 10 pounds were your brain.
The worse: You still weigh 200 pounds. DJ Orsher

There goes Rubicon always looking on the negative side of things...

1. The bad: They come back in a week.
The worse: They bring friends.

The Good: You finally lost those last 10 pounds.

Originally published: 09/23/1999