The Good: You got a pay raise.

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7. The bad: It was monopoly money.
The worse: You went directly to jail by rolling a five. (The Game)

6. The bad: The raise was given by your boss, Bill Gates
The worse: The pay check will suffer a General Protection Fault. (DJ Orsher)

5. The bad: Salespeople get your name and address.
The worse: They want to sell you vacuum cleaners. (The Game)

4. The bad: Your checks keep getting bigger in size.
The worse: But not in money. (The Game)

3. The bad: Only because you have huge breasts.
The worse: Your boss is a girl too. (big mack)

2. The bad: It's a 5 cent raise.
The worse: You're fired the day before it goes into affect. (Matt Jordan)

Big Mack doesn't like Big Macs?

1. The bad: They pay you in food.
The worse: You work at McDonald's.