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The Good: You made the front page.

7. The Bad: You were so wasted you don't remember what you did.
The Worse: The judge did remember you pissing on his hood, though. /SkyWalker707

6. The Bad: Of the Daily Holler from Hicksville, Mississippi, under the "Winner of the Annual Pig Chasing Contest" headline.
The Worse: The pig in the picture is far better looking than you. /Smokey the Bear

5. The Bad: The headline started with "LOCAL IDIOT."
The Worse: But left out "SAVES BABY FROM BURNING BUILDING." /SkyWalker707

4. The Bad: It was just a mug shot.
The Worse: Of your bad side! /SkyWalker707

3. The Bad: Of the school paper for being the first person to ever get a negative score on the SATs.
The Worse: Today is "College Fair" day. /Daniele

2. The Bad: For winning a math club competition.
The Worse: Can we say, loser? /divagurl

has2bcanadian has to be negative...

1. The Bad: Of the Enquirer for your alleged relations with Brittney Spears.
The Worse: It's not true.

Originally published: 11/06/2001

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