The Good: You finally stopped smoking.

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7. The bad: Everyone else just started.
The worse: In effect, you start up again and die of lung cancer. (Matt Jordan)

6. The bad: Now you can't take smoke breaks.
The worse: All the cool people hang out outside and smoke. And now they probably talk about you behind your back. (Arianrhod)

5. The bad: You were on fire.
The worse: You were being cremated. (Baron)

4. The bad: The house is still on fire.
The worse: All of your cigarettes are in there. (ED)

3. The bad: Drugs.
The worse: After the cops found it growing in your basement. (Nikki)

2. The bad: Because you've died.
The worse: Your buried next to your mother-in-law. (Reject)

Arianrhod used the patch and look where it put him...

1. The bad: The health Nazis and goody-goodies finally approve of you.
The worse: You *still* don't like them.

The Good: You finally stopped smoking.

Originally published: 10/07/1999