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The Good: Spring Break is over.

7. The Bad: You don't like any of the souveniers you got in Cancun.
The Worse: Namely, sun burn and E. coli. /DF

6. The Bad: No more getting drunk everyday and partying in the sun.
The Worse: You have to be content with getting drunk everyday and partying in your dorm for the next two months. /DF

5. The Bad: You still have on pack of condoms left.
The Worse: You have chapped lips from blowing up the other three packs of condoms. /Just A Guy

4. The Bad: You have to go back to cafeteria food.
The Worse: You will be eating for two now. /mightymouth

3. The Bad: You're going to be featured in the new Girls Gone Wild.
The Worse: Your dad is President. /Timbus!

2. The Bad: No more reckless sex with unknown hot beach babes and drunken bar girls.
The Worse: But you still have that ghonorea. /Squeakgator

thekidinthehall knows spring break isn't ALL fun and games...

1. The Bad: You'll never have that much fun again.
The Worse: Until you change back to your original sex.

Originally published: 03/26/2002

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