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The Good: You found out you are related to Bill Gates.

7. The bad: He'll give you a million dollars.
The worse: If you can go a day without Windows 98 crashing. (RJD)

6. The bad: He won't call you brother.
The worse: He calls you a "little low life that he could never be related to." (Mr. Pink is GOD)

5. The bad: He didn't show up for your birthday.
The worse: He gave you a present- a useless 5x7 floppy with brown splotches all over it. (Reject)

4. The bad: He buys you a country.
The worse: It's Canada. (The Game)

3. The bad: You look just like him.
The worse: You're female. (Arianrhod)

2. The bad: He knows how much you make, compared to him.
The worse: He still wants your money. (jeandenim)

Foxy has nothing else better to do than wait...

1. The bad: You're a distant cousin.
The worse: You only have to wait for 492 more people to die before you inherit the money.

Originally published: 10/21/1999

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