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The Good: The president went on a one-month vacation.

7. The Bad: His plane had a malfunction and crashed on a desert island.
The Worse: He was found alive and well the next day. /Vivid

6. The Bad: Technically, he's on a working vacation.
The Worse: He's still in charge of the country. /DFD

5. The Bad: It's only for a month.
The Worse: Not two. /chriscobits

4. The Bad: Now is the best time to make fun of him.
The Worse: The FBI, the CIA, and the Office of Homeland Security want you to know that they read this week's list, and they do not consider it "funny." /eric...

3. The Bad: Just like the one he took last month.
The Worse: The country runs better when he's gone. /Dioptric

2. The Bad: He'll come back.
The Worse: Alive. /bielzibozo

has2bcanadian would like to remind everyone is he goes away a person with rhymes with "rainy" will become prez...

1. The Bad: Ozzy takes his spot.
The Worse: No one notices any difference.

Originally published: 08/27/2002

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