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The Good: Your Christmas lights don't have a single bulb out.

7. The Bad: You didn't put up any lights.
The Worse: Your kid did, and now you are hearing Elmo repeatedly sing "All I want for Christmas." /Random

6. The Bad: You have two out.
The Worse: You don't want to be the guy who's about to plug the lights back in after thinking you solved the problem replacing one faulty bulb, but you will be. /Squeakgator

5. The Bad: You forgot how bright they were.
The Worse: Planes overhead mistake them for runway lights. /Hephestos

4. The Bad: They do lack electricity.
The Worse: Therefore they are ALL out. /SkyWalker707

3. The Bad: Actually, every other light is out.
The Worse: You put up 15,000 this year. /eric...

2. The Bad: That means you have to hang them all up.
The Worse: It's -10 Fahrenheit out. /tom

Scientist/nude_drinking_buddy@yahoo.com wishes that everything would go right for ONCE...

1. The Bad: All your floor lamps and ceiling lights are.
The Worse: You tripped in the dark and impaled yourself on a candy cane.

Originally published: 12/17/2002

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