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7. The bad: You also lost your contacts.
The worse: Now all you have are prescription goggles. (Baron)
6. The bad: Now you can't find them.
The worse: Your contacts are being washed too, so you pick up a knife and cut your mouth open because you thought it was a fork. (Big Mack)
5. The bad: They were replaced by two industrial size magnifying glasses.
The worse: You still can't see. (Nikki)
4. The bad: You look much worse now.
The worse: Before you got rid of your glasses, you have looked like Steve Urkel. (U-V orsher)
3. The bad: You went for laser surgery.
The worse: The doctor botched it, and now you can't see WITH glasses. (Arianrhod)
2. The bad: More people are hitting on you.
The worse: They're guys, and so are you. (Matt Jordan)
Big Mack is happy about getting rid of those glasses...
1. The bad: It's hard to see a night now.
The worse: You drank the Polygrip water instead of your bed side water.
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