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The Good: You just made $100.

7. The Bad: It's 100 Canadian dollars.
The Worse: That's about 50 U.S. cents. /Scientist/nude_drinking_buddy@yahoo.com

6. The Bad: You made it working as a street mime.
The Worse: A biker gang just showed up that doesn't LIKE mimes. /Hort

5. The Bad: For an hours work in a sleazy motel.
The Worse: The prostitute paid you not to sleep with her. /Matt Jordan

4. The Bad: You won the bet with your father.
The Worse: On whether or not the local videostore had a copy of the porno your sister made. /Hephestos

3. The Bad: You made it from your computer's printer.
The Worse: The Secret Service has issued a warrant for your arrest. /freedexter

2. The Bad: For medical research.
The Worse: It was 20 bucks per brain cell. /Random

thekidinthehall doesn't worry about where the money comes from...

1. The Bad: For giving a piece of your body to science.
The Worse: A thyroid gland doesn't do anything, does it? Does it?

Originally published: 03/04/2003

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