The Good: You don't have SARS.

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7. The Bad: You live in Toronto.
The Worse: The doctors want to disect you to find out why you do not have SARS. /Just A Guy

6. The Bad: You have something far worse.
The Worse: You can't even spell the acronym. /MooseSpeak

5. The Bad: You're really bad at self-diagnoses.
The Worse: You've actually got genital herpes. /Scientist/nude_drinking_buddy@yahoo.com

4. The Bad: You have monkey pox.
The Worse: You've been bathing in the town's water supply. /Waililia

3. The Bad: You do, however, have a tiny alien living in your brain.
The Worse: And HE has SARS. /changetion

2. The Bad: But you did test positive.
The Worse: For the ebola virus. /Big GB

Koss knows it could get worse...

1. The Bad: You have cancer.
The Worse: Injecting Aids didn't cure the cancer.