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The Good: You just won the lottery.

7. The bad: The prize was chickens.
The worse: You were actually wanted to win. (Matt Jordan)

6. The bad: You now have everything you ever wanted in life, there is nothing more to strive for.
The worse: Well it can only get worse can't it? (Slug)

5. The bad: Someone just won the Lottery yesterday.
The worse: You only get $10.00. (CaseyJP)

4. The bad: You promised the you waitress half of your lottery winnings if you win for her tip.
The worse: Your not in the stupidist movie ever made. (muddlo)

3. The bad: Your friends constantly want to borrow money.
The worse: You let them. (Nadroj 1999)

2. The bad: Your ex-wife is happy for you.
The worse: Her lawyer is even happier. (MartinFisher)

someguy (probably not the original) knows after he's won the lottery it can only get worse...

1. The bad: You're $40,000,000 in debt.
The worse: The check's for $5.75.

Originally published: 07/29/1999

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