The Good: You've been a good boy or girl this year.

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7. The bad: You spoil it all on Christmas Eve with your big bash.
The worse: He sees you when you're sleeping. (Joe Blowy)

6. The bad: Santa ran out of good gifts.
The worse: All he has is "slightly damaged" Microsoft software. (Hugh Jass)

5. The bad: You donated one too many kidneys.
The worse: Keg parties every day for the rest of the year. (johnny du)

4. The bad: Good in the sack.
The worse: Good in the sack with Santa. (Matt Jordan)

3. The bad: You still get crappy gifts.
The worse: You realize you could have been bad all year and stolen yourself some really cool gifts. (Rubicon)

2. The bad: You aren't sure if you are a boy or girl.
The worse: Neither are your parents. (duckgirl2214)

Baron was good, kinda...

1. The bad: "Good" is a subjective term.
The worse: Santa is going by the complete opposite scale you are.