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The Good: Final exams are over.

7. The bad: You were actually cheerful during the tests.
The worse: You were dubbed "Geek of the year" last year. /hey yo

6. The bad: You failed them all.
The worse: You didn't spell your name right. /DFD

5. The bad: You decided not to study this semester.
The worse: You decided to just drink a lot of vodka before the final; that usually makes you feel smart. /Lumps

4. The bad: A week earlier than you thought they would be.
The worse: Because you screwed up and thought they were a week later. /(Arianrhod)

3. The bad: In an hour.
The worse: You haven't studied. /Joe Blowy

2. The bad: That means you'll get your results back soon.
The worse: You really didn't want to die at such a young age. /Nikki

muddlo knows there's something wrong...

1. The bad: You went to McDonald's Hamburger University.
The worse: You have to eat the final to pass.

Originally published: 01/13/2000

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