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The Good: You got rid of your headache.

7. The bad: With a whole big bottle of Tylenol.
The worse: You decided you wash it down with a bottle of Vodka. Now you have bigger problems. /Nikki

6. The bad: By killing yourself.
The worse: You've killed yourself. /Bobo

Duh...

5. The bad: The divorce was really messy.
The worse: You're paying *him* alimony. /Pandora

4. The bad: Your wife didn't.
The worse: Nag, Nag, Nag. /Reject

3. The bad: By taking an entire bottle of aspirin.
The worse: Now you need to get rid of your heart attack. /Bobo

2. The bad: You took one of those new experimental drugs.
The worse: Side effects include nausea, indigestion, fever, loss of the ability to control your bowels, and severe headache. /Hugh Jass

Pandora's bad news is that there's not really a box...

1. The bad: Unemployment runs out after just six weeks.
The worse: Your parents refuse to let you move back home.

Originally published: 01/20/2000

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