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The Good: You passed all of your college classes.

7. The bad: You woke up.
The worse: You should have woken up two hours ago to be on time for your graduation. /John D Butcher

6. The bad: They were all at Big Greesy Mike's burger flipping college.
The worse: You know owe $7,000,000 in student loans. /Baron

5. The bad: You didn't pass yet. The teachers are having a last day activity; perform a live open heart surgery.
The worse: You cheated on all the tests. /boo

4. The bad: The classes were very hard and extremely stressing.
The worse: you went to New Haven Community College. /boo

3. The bad: Now you have to move out and get a real job.
The worse: You are 40, never been away from mom, and your major was proctology. /Lyd Wacasey

2. The bad: It's clown college.
The worse: Your grades weren't good enough to get a job. /Jennie

Pandora's bad news is that there's not really a box...

1. The bad: By using papers you copied from the Internet.
The worse: You've been called to the dean's office.

Originally published: 01/27/2000

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