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The Good: You paid off all your credit cards.

7. The bad: You took out a loan.
The worse: Big Moe and his big gun wants his money...now. /spanky joe

6. The bad: With the money you were *sure* you were getting from your divorce settlement.
The worse: Your attorney just called. /Pandora

5. The bad: You did it by putting your wife out on the streets to work the corner.
The worse: You were her best customer at $200.00 an hour. /muddlo

4. The bad: All eighteen of them.
The worse: Now, if you go only seven months without food, you'll be able to pay off your loan too. /Nikki

3. The bad: A year late.
The worse: Now you have to use them as plates. /Chris

2. The bad: With another credit card.
The worse: Now that one is due. /Baron

Pandora always seems to have bad news...

1. The bad: You used up all your savings to do it.
The worse: The next day your car broke down, you were diagnosed with cancer, and you lost your health insurance.

Originally published: 02/03/2000

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