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The Good: Your dog obeys your commands.

7. The bad: Only sometimes.
The worse: You found out your sister ain't no dog. /God HeH

6. The bad: You've told him to play dead
The worse: You sincerely hope he's just a really good method actor. /jeandenim

5. The bad: You had to pay $999.99 for one-on-one training.
The worse: The trainer is suing you for the seventeen times the dog bit him. /Emperor

4. The bad: It obeyed your command of World Domination
The worse: You now live in a Crazy House because no one believed the Dog did it. /Hack Daddy Cool

3. The bad: You only command him to eat, poop, and, sleep.
The worse: He does all of that indoors. /muddlo

2. The bad: But, for the last four years, the only thing you've said to him after not listening to the commands are a few, choice swear words.
The worse: He's listening to them. /Nikki

Bobo thinks dogs don't really obey commands, they just want you to give them food...

1. The bad: Its that damned robotic dog from Japan
The worse: You taught it to play dead by removing the batteries.

Originally published: 02/10/2000

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