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The Good: Your roommate decided to move out.

7. The bad: It's your mom.
The worse: She didn't give you a forwarding address. /Jennie

6. The bad: Into a much nicer apartment in a better neighborhood.
The worse: With your significant other. /Pandora

5. The bad: She's a Supermodel.
The worse: She's now telling the Tabloids about your habit of taping her in the shower. /Hack Daddy Cool

4. The bad: He's not really a roommate - more like one of your multiple personalities.
The worse: He's also put in a restraining order on you. /Jennie

3. The bad: She took all your stuff with you.
The worse: She also took your girlfriend. /Pit Viper

2. The bad: He left his body.
The worse: The air fresheners just don't do the trick anymore. /Finch

Nikki always looks at the down side...

1. The bad: But he left everything behind.
The worse: This included his toe jam and ant farm collections, his vintage porno, and a weird snake skin rug.

Originally published: 02/17/2000

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