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The Good: You married a millionaire.

7. The bad: He didn't turn out to be Mr. Wonderful.
The worse: He didn't turn out to be "Mister" at all. /Emperor

6. The bad: His stock values are going down.
The worse: Turns out he married you for YOUR money. /Chef Moyerdee

5. The bad: You never found out he was worth so much until he died.
The worse: By then, you were on your fifth husband. /Nikki

4. The bad: He has a long history of random assault
The worse: You had to go on a TV show to get a date. /My_Butt

3. The bad: You didn't get to look at them until after the "I do" part.
The worse: They got the money by winning hundreds of ape look-alike contests. /Emperor

2. The bad: The million part doesn't refer to dollar bills.
The worse: It refers to back hair. /duckgirl2214

Emperor doesn't need a Fox Network show to give him an excuse to marry...

1. The bad: It became official in Hawaii.
The worse: Because it was the only state that would allow it.

Originally published: 03/01/2000

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