The Good: Your pet won a beauty contest.

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7. The bad: Your pet is a boa constrictor.
The worse: The judge gave it the prize when it threatened to eat him. /Smokey the Bear

6. The bad: You won money for it.
The worse: That means more taxes. /Emperor

5. The bad: It's your dog.
The worse: Now your dog is considered more successful than you are. /Marigold

4. The bad: The contest was for hairy apes.
The worse: Your pet is really your wife. /boo

3. The bad: Something made it look better than it really is.
The worse: That something was you standing by it. /Emperor

2. The bad: It was a beauty contest intended for humans.
The worse: You were one of the other contestants. /Pandora_va

Matt Jordan always looks at the wrong side of things...

1. The bad: For cutest chimp.
The worse: Your chimp happens to be your son.