The Good: You finally purchased a copy of Windows 2000.

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7. The bad: You finally purchased a copy of Windows 2000.
The worse: You finally purchased a copy of Windows 2000. /Joe Blowy

6. The bad: Bill Gates could give everyone in the U.S. $1,000,000.
The worse: You just gave him $150. /Steve Pretz

5. The bad: You managed to install it on your brand-new 800mhz Pentium III just a few minutes ago, after spending three hours swearing worse than a shock-jock radio host.
The worse: Not only is your computer now obsolete, it's dysfunctional, too. But hey, at least it blends in with the rest of your family. /jeandenim

4. The bad: It crashes as much as Windows 98.
The worse: But 34% faster. /DFD

3. The bad: You don't have a computer.
The worse: Even if you did have a computer, you don't have any sort of electrical source to plug it in to. /Lumps

2. The bad: You now have to Purchase Windows 2000 version 2 to fix the bugs.
The worse: You also have to buy the fifty other applications needed to actually get work done. /zeeb

the princess ate the pea is always looking on the bad side of things...

1. The bad: You have a Mac.
The worse: You don't understand why Windows 2000 won't load.

The Good: You finally purchased a copy of Windows 2000.

Originally published: 03/30/2000