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The Good: Your company wasn't declared a monopoly.

7. The bad: It wasn't even declared a company.
The worse: Because the Judge said playing Playstation wasn't "even a job". /(Whisper)> Shabanu

6. The bad: You sell lemonade.
The worse: Your only customer is your mom. /DFD

5. The bad: It was a considered a super monopoly.
The worse: You don't know if that's good. /Sniper C.

4. The bad: Your competitors were.
The worse: They already wiped you out. /Anonymous

3. The bad: No one wants what you have to sell, anyway.
The worse: They're giving out stock in the company instead of Christmas bonuses. /kramertim

2. The bad: You still have opponents.
The worse: Opponents that would rather have you dead. /Sniper C.

Some Violin Content feels kinda bad for Microsoft...

1. The bad: You can't collect $200 for passing "GO."
The worse: You need the money to pay for your board game addiction.

Originally published: 04/13/2000

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