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The Good: You won a free vacation.

7. The bad: You get a $10,000 shopping spree, but you must only spend it in your place of destination.
The worse: It's to Chiwekpiki South Africa, population 23. (carliem)

6. The bad: It's to East Timor.
The worse: You already live in East Timor. (Slug)

5. The bad: It's going to cost you 1,500 box tops and $50.
The worse: They didn't say that it would be to the world's largest landfill. (someguy)

4. The bad: It's to the middle of the desert.
The worse: You have to sit next to a stinky fat guy on a non-stop flight in a small plane. (Mr. Roboto)

3. The bad: You have to fly coach.
The worse: It's a one way trip to Alaska. (BadFrogDay)

2. The bad: It's for two (you and your wife) to visit a close female family friend.
The worse: She, unaware that you're still married, is going to announce she's carrying your baby. (Reject)

Hey alfonso, you've won a free trip. What are you doing now?

1. The bad: It's one of those 'lose weight at sea' cruises for greatly obese people.
The worse: People always said you had chicken legs.

Originally published: 08/12/1999

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