The Good: You got a new job.

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7. The bad: For a crazy looking scientist.
The worse: He looks at you in a funny way. /$hadow

6. The bad: As a lunch lady.
The worse: All of the kids call you "oompa loompa #4". /boo

5. The bad: Well, it's not really a job, per se.
The worse: More like "crash test dummy". /Kramertim

4. The bad: Animal dooky cleaner at the zoo.
The worse: You got elephant duty. /spida

3. The bad: You overslept on the first day.
The worse: But that's okay... Mr. McGregor wants his toenails clipped at Four. /Reject

2. The bad: Stamping license plates.
The worse: For 30 to life. /pandora_va

Sniper C.'s new job at KMart suits them well...

1. The bad: For minimum wage.
The worse: You're proud of yourself.