The Good: You finally got your book published.

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7. The bad: Your expensive coffee table book is in the clearance area of a discount bookstore.
The worse: It's 99 cents. /Mr. Top Ten

6. The bad: It was titled "How to Publish a Book (For Dummies)."
The worse: You needed a friend's help to publish it. /Jeremiah

5. The bad: It took you almost 9 months to finish it.
The worse: There's not a huge market for your high school yearbook. /Jennie

4. The bad: It goes bestseller.
The worse: You used everyone's real names. /Anonymous

3. The bad: By the same company that buys kidneys off of eBay.
The worse: They plan to steal your kidneys, too. /Smokey the Bear

2. The bad: It's titled "Post Office Massacre."
The worse: It's an autobiography. /Carl Edgarton

pandora_va is negative, as usual...

1. The bad: After an editor totally changed it.
The worse: It still got lousy reviews.