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The Good: You got a promotion.

7. The bad: You were a bag boy at the Shop Rite.
The worse: Now you're a SUPER bag boy. /Kramertim

6. The bad: At McDonald's.
The worse: Now you get to MAKE the Big Macs. /Jeremiah

5. The bad: You work for the Mafia.
The worse: You still don't get to keep any of the laundered money. /Smokey the Bear

4. The bad: After two days of your new job.
The worse: You question your coworkers intelligence. /$hadow

3. The bad: You are now picking up dead animal carcasses.
The worse: That's a hell of a lot better than what you were doing. /Emperor

2. The bad: You are now head janitor.
The worse: You are the only janitor. /Baron

Matt Jordan is happy about his new job too...

1. The bad: To Management.
The worse: Bathroom Management.

Originally published: 06/01/2000

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