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The Good: You caught a criminal.

7. The bad: You caught him red handed.
The worse: He caught you with an iron bar. /Gerry

6. The bad: In an Islamic country.
The worse: Since you're a woman, the authorities believe him, not you. /pandora_va

5. The bad: His only crime: stealing your heart.
The worse: Hearts are necessary to sustain life. /Duder

4. The bad: He was harmlessly stealing four cookies from a cookie jar.
The worse: The trial was longer than OJ Simpson's. /Jeremiah

3. The bad: You've been a cop for 25 years and this is the first one you've caught.
The worse: This "criminal" is a 9-year-old who was robbing the candy store. /Smokey the Bear

2. The bad: Now you don't know what to do with him.
The worse: That doesn't look like a squirt pistol in his jacket pocket. /Some Violin Content

kramertim didn't appear on America's Most Wanted, no matter what you think...

1. The bad: He's your split personality.
The worse: You're also being charged as an accomplice.

Originally published: 06/22/2000

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