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The Good: Your crush likes you.

7. The bad: She's your cousin.
The worse: You like her. (alfonso)

6. The bad: She just got a job in the Women's Wrestling League.
The worse: She's going to demonstrate her crush on you on Pay-Per-View. (jeandenim)

5. The bad: you find out she not a very good kisser.
The worse: She's also a man. (muffin)

4. The bad: He is an extremely realistic cross-dresser.
The worse: You like him better when cross-dressed. (Arianrhod)

3. The bad: You're a guy.
The worse: He's a guy. (someguy)

2. The bad: She's married to a big greasy biker.
The worse: The big greasy biker likes you too. (Roadmap of Jupiter)

Everyone be quiet... Matt Jordan is in love...

1. The bad: She's only using you to make her boy friend jealous.
The worse: He's using you as well to make her jealous.

Originally published: 08/19/1999

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