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The Good: It's finally summer.

7. The bad: That means lots of barbecues.
The worse: You're a cow. /walrusjoe

6. The bad: Nobody cares.
The worse: Because you live in Antarctica. /If the van is a-rockin, don't bother knockin.

5. The bad: The days are longer.
The worse: you're a vampire. /Kramerim

4. The bad: You have to trade in the snow shovel for the lawn mower.
The worse: Your wife knows where you hid that, too. /jeandenim

3. The bad: You're a teacher.
The worse: You ran out of booze. /Steve Jols

2. The bad: You get to work while your kids sit and watch TV all day.
The worse: Your kids are 35. /babydoll

XeneX thinks this will be the worst summer ever...

1. The bad: Your car's air conditioner is broken.
The worse: So are the power windows.

Originally published: 06/29/2000

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