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7. The bad: He's been stuffed in a cardboard box in the attic all this time.
The worse: He knows you put him there, and he wants revenge. /LordKinbote
6. The bad: Your twin looks just like you.
The worse: It's that annoying girl from the Pepsi commercials. /Bigd1380
5. The bad: Now, instead of having you as their sole heir, your parents give half their cash to you and half to him.
The worse: You were counting on that other half to buy a Ferarri. /Smokey the Bear
4. The bad: In bed with your wife.
The worse: And your other long lost twin. /Chris
3. The bad: He wasn't actually 'lost.'
The worse: More like 'dead.' /Bobo
2. The bad: His life hasn't been as successful as yours.
The worse: You live in a box. /Gerry
Chronic pessimist knows that 2 isn't better than one...
1. The bad: He's really your evil twin.
The worse: While he takes over your life, you are tied up in the cold, damp basement and something is hissing at you.
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