The Good: Your daughter went out on her first date.

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7. The bad: She's 49 years old.
The worse: That's younger than you were on your own first date. /pandora_va

6. The bad: It's also going to be her last.
The worse: After you threatened to kill the boy, the police showed up. /Kramertim

5. The bad: He is a member of the Sheen family.
The worse: It's Martin. /Polobro

4. The bad: With a 40-year old.
The worse: Woman. /Scott and Jeff, you moron!

3. The bad: The guy has your daughters name tattooed on his arm.
The worse: And your name tattooed on his fist. /Gerry

2. The bad: With some guy named Spike.
The worse: She hasn't come home in two weeks. /Dude McDuderson

Gerry knows something is wrong...

1. The bad: The guy is two years older than her.
The worse: And three feet taller than you.