The Good: You just said the funniest thing you ever will.

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The Good: You just said the funniest thing you ever will.

7. The bad: It involved killing the presidential candidates.
The worse: The Secret Service ain't too happy with you now. /Smokey the Bear

6. The bad: You're now fired.
The worse: You have 10 minutes to say good bye and leave the island. /Anonymous

5. The bad: It wasn't a joke.
The worse: It wasn't that funny either. /Baron

4. The bad: You said "I have a lobster in my pants."
The worse: It's true. /Kramertim

3. The bad: And nobody was around to hear it.
The worse: NOBODY WAS AROUND TO HEAR IT! /Gerry

2. The bad: Your forgot what you said before you could enter it on Interactive Space.
The worse: Some lame person stole your idea and entered it instead and got #1. /muddlo

Smokey the Bear knows there's something no-so-good underneath...

1. The bad: Pauly Shore has said many funnier things.
The worse: So has George W. Bush.

The Good: You just said the funniest thing you ever will.

Originally published: 07/27/2000