The Good: Your mom is coming to visit you in your college dorm.

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7. The bad: You can't identify the source of the stench.
The worse: Because you're wearing the source. /Coldfront

6. The bad: She wants to meet your significant other.
The worse: You cant figure out witch to show her. /kyle burtch

5. The bad: Your parents are separated and your mom is into football players.
The worse: Your roommate is a football player. /Gerry

4. The bad: You've spent all your money.
The worse: You've been there for a week. /jonbopp

3. The bad: It's dirty.
The worse: With human urine. /super nova

2. The bad: She likes younger men.
The worse: She doesn't charge much. /Lilith "what would Satan do?"

Baron is an eternal pessimist...

1. The bad: "Your mom" is not a code word for stripper.
The worse: You assumed it was.