The Good: You finally got your PhD.

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7. The bad: It's in Sanitation Engineering.
The worse: Texaco is hiring qualified restroom attendants. (jeandenim)

6. The bad: It's in plumbing.
The worse: You somehow got sued for malpractice. (BadFrogDay)

5. The bad: It's in sex.
The worse: Fish sex. (Matt Jordan)

4. The bad: So did your dog.
The worse: He's the Valedictorian. (jeandenim)

3. The bad: It took you 14 years.
The worse: It's in underwear. (someguy)

2. The bad: It's in visual arts.
The worse: You went blind the next day. (Arianrhod)

jeandenim proves something, but we're not sure what...

1. The bad: Now you're ready for a real job.
The worse: McDonald's is hiring.