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The Good: You got an "A" on your exam.

7. The bad: You worked all night on your paper and got no sleep
The worse: The "A" was just a "F" with some jelly on it. / Super Nova

6. The bad: You still failed your Pilot's training.
The worse: The passengers of the airplane caught on quickly. /Baron

5. The bad: Your horny, 400 pound, teacher gave you all the answers.
The worse: Now you owe her something. /NYChick

4. The bad: It was a breast exam.
The worse: You're a guy. /NuT wItH a GuN

3. The bad: You cheated.
The worse: You're still going to fail the class. /Vinny

2. The bad: In animal sex.
The worse: Performed on live animals. /Matt Jordan

Polobro always knows the bad news...

1. The bad: The test was graded on a curve scale.
The worse: You are now running from an angry mob of failures.

Originally published: 09/14/2000

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