The Good: You just got fired from your dream job.

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7. The bad: Now you can get unemployment.
The worse: You'll have to collect with your wife at home. /Super Nova

6. The bad: Your boss confronted you personally.
The worse: When you were leaving she said, "See you at home sweetheart." /Polobro

5. The bad: You were one day away from your pension.
The worse: The pension would have only covered a week. /Scientist

4. The bad: For embezzlement.
The worse: You still live on the street. /Baron

3. The bad: It was at McDonald's.
The worse: You can't find another job anywhere that lets you can taste test Big Macs. /muddlo

2. The bad: You were a porn star.
The worse: You were fired for "faulty equipment." /Gerry

Smokey the Bear is Mr. Negativity today...

1. The bad: That's actually not good.
The worse: You thought it was.