InteractiveSPACE.com Archives

Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse

The Good: Gas prices went down.

7. The bad: You're a greedy gasoline tycoon from Saudi Arabia.
The worse: You owe two billion dollars to a Libyan terrorist gang. /Smokey the Bear

6. The bad: Automobile prices are still high.
The worse: You can't afford either. /Reject

5. The bad: By one one-thousandth of a cent
The worse: They round up to the nearest hundredth of a cent. /Baron

4. The bad: You already sold your SUV because it cost too much to run.
The worse: You now drive 1982 Ford Fiesta. /Gerry

3. The bad: You don't have a car.
The worse: By the time you get one, the price will probably go up. /iamstupid

2. The bad: You were dreaming.
The worse: You were so happy you need new bed sheets. /Polobro

Graffiti Dog is Mr. Negativity today...

1. The bad: You just bought a Ford Explorer with the savings.
The worse: They still have Firestone tires.

Originally published: 09/28/2000

Copyright 1999-2010 InteractiveSpace.com