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The Good: Hell has frozen over.

7. The bad: It doesn't bother you.
The worse: You are still going there. /kevred

6. The bad: Billy's Microsoft Monopoly can stay in place.
The worse: Any way you slice it, $400 for Windows ME seems like a ripoff. /cooldude

5. The bad: It took 2 million years.
The worse: You were a murdering caveman. /Vinny

4. The bad: Ralph Nader is now your president.
The worse: His vice president is Monica Lewinsky. /DFD

3. The bad: Now demons come to the surface.
The worse: They had a debate last Tuesday. /Super Nova

2. The bad: Yesterday you told your 17 year old son you would buy him a Mustang when hell froze over.
The worse: The day before that, you told your 15 year old daughter she could start using birth control: /Gerry

Smokey the Bear always knows the downside of things...

1. The bad: You live in the Yukon.
The worse: Now you have nothing to look forward to when you die.

Originally published: 10/04/2000

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