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The Good: You won the second presidential debate.

7. The bad: You were debating with Al Gore and George Bush
The worse: They were on TV and you weren't. /Gene

6. The bad: Against Ross Perot.
The worse: He's not on the ballot. /Lilith "what would Satan do?"

5. The bad: The rumors and jokes about you have already started.
The worse: You're gay and you're related to Bill Clinton. /candy

4. The bad: The general population of the country still thinks you're a slime bucket.
The worse: You haven't even told them about that night you had at the Playboy Mansion last week. /Smokey the Bear

3. The bad: The debate was about how big a mistake electing George W. Bush would be.
The worse: You're George W. Bush. /Gerry

2. The bad: You asked if you could 'use a life line'.
The worse: Everyone still despises you. /NYChick

The Towers Guy knows what goes up must come down...

1. The bad: For The Peoples Republic of China.
The worse: You're to be executed immediately.

Originally published: 10/12/2000

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