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The Good: The election is finally almost here.

7. The bad: We've been listening to the candidates rattling on for the last year.
The worse: We'll have to keep listening to one of them for the next four. /Gerry

6. The bad: You can't decide between Bush or Gore.
The worse: You picked Gore. /candy

5. The bad: You can't decide between Bush or Gore.
The worse: You picked Bush. /candy

4. The bad: Your mom sets up a poll both in your bathroom.
The worse: You little brother "voted" and you got to clean it up. /Sofro

3. The bad: You're Ralph Nader.
The worse: (See previous comment.) /Vinny

2. The bad: There won't be any more political campaigns to give all your extra money to.
The worse: Your taxes will probably go away and take care of that extra money problem. /muddlo

Matt Jordan may be stating the obvious, but we happen to agree with his bad news...

1. The bad: George W. Bush, and Al Gore are still running.
The worse: Either way you look at it, the USA is F#%$@d.

Originally published: 10/26/2000

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