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The Good: You just got remarried.

7. The bad: Your ex-wife was at the wedding.
The worse: Standing next to you at the altar. /Polobro

6. The bad: You just got remarried.
The worse: You just got remarried. /lady lazarus

5. The bad: To a chick that looks an awful lot like your long lost brother Ralph
The worse: Your long lost brother Ralph. /Matt Jordan

4. The bad: For the third time.
The worse: You're 23 years old. /XeneX

3. The bad: You were really drunk.
The worse: The Court will not annul your second marriage to Grandma. /DJ Orsher

2. The bad: At the reception she showed you the divorce papers.
The worse: And an alimony estimate. /Polobro

muddlo is always muddling in our good news...

1. The bad: You're in prison.
The worse: When they said "till death do us part" your cellmate flashed a shank.

Originally published: 11/02/2000

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