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7. The bad: You caught your shirt on fire sneaking a smoke.
The worse: You punched the fireman that put you out . /SkyWalker707
6. The bad: You work for Philip Morris.
The worse: Now you're fired. /Smokey the Bear
5. The bad: You thought it meant that you smoke as much as you can.
The worse: You got emphysema, lung cancer and throat cancer in one day. /HomerTime
4. The bad: So did that funny kid down the street who fixes everything with duct tape.
The worse: Now you have something in common, and he claims you two are "perfect for each other". /Smokey the Bear
3. The bad: You even threw out your stash of non-cigarettes.
The worse: The cops were watching. /Gene
2. The bad: You started chewing tobacco.
The worse: Now you have mouth cancer to go along with your lung cancer. /Vinny
Lilith "what would Satan do?" know there's a bad side...
1. The bad: You got so stressed out, you ended up killing someone.
The worse: The person you killed was the last cigarette manufacturer left who hadn't been driven out of business by lawsuits.
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