The Good: You're going to a movie.

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7. The bad: Your wife is making you go to a chick flick.
The worse: You cried more than she did at the ending. /muddlo

6. The bad: 102 Dalmatians.
The worse: For the 102nd time. /Mother Shabooboo

5. The bad: It's "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
The worse: The psychos in costume are calling you "virgin". /Scientist

4. The bad: It is a Porno movie.
The worse: Staring your wife and your brother. /muddlo

3. The bad: It's a double feature.
The worse: Pokemon, and Digimon. /Polobro

2. The bad: Its a skin flick.
The worse: The lead actress is Roseanne. /hunterj

Smokey the Bear has today's bad news along with a little extra review...

1. The bad: It's that Grinch movie.
The worse: Two hours of Ron Howard is known to be detrimental to the central nervous system.