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The Good: You're done with Chemistry 101.

7. The bad: You were kicked out for disruptive behavior.
The worse: By accidentally dropping a beaker of sulferic acid on your crotch. /Anonamous

6. The bad: It doesn't really matter anyway because you never showed up to class.
The worse: You still passed. /DFD

5. The bad: You were the professor.
The worse: Now you're retiring, and you'll have nothing to do but play bingo all day. /Smokey the Bear

4. The bad: You're done with it forever.
The worse: So is the rest of you're school as thanks to you there's no lab left. /Gerry

3. The bad: You can't pass off your drug lab in the basement as an experiment anymore.
The worse: Your mom won't know where to get her drugs anymore. /muddlo

2. The bad: You thought it was Sexual Chemistry 101.
The worse: You're Final project included sleeping with your 800 lb, 75 year old same sex professor, and you still failed. /Matt Jordan

Gene knows there are many problems with being done...

1. The bad: You passed with a D-.
The worse: You have to take Chemistry 102.

Originally published: 12/14/2000

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