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The Good: It's Christmas.

7. The bad: Your kids are making you watch "Home Alone" to celebrate.
The worse: And both of its sequels. /Smokey the Bear

6. The bad: You work at a movie theater.
The worse: "The Grinch" is playing. /Polobro

5. The bad: You still have to do ALL of your Christmas shopping.
The worse: You have 8 siblings, 16 nieces and nephews, and 14 kids of your own. /Kris Kringle

4. The bad: It's Christmas.
The worse: You'll still be paying your bills next Christmas. /Matt Jordan

3. The bad: You're Santa Claus.
The worse: You really hate pulling all-nighters. /Smokey the Bear

2. The bad: You're family is coming home.
The worse: There is no home. You couldn't pay the mortgage. /sammopp

oinking cow knows that Christmas isn't all good...

1. The bad: You're only going to get one present
The worse: From your cellmate, Bubba.

Originally published: 12/21/2000

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