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The Good: You made a New Year's Resolution.

7. The bad: It was to finally put some pants on.
The worse: You're 68 years old. /Eggy07

6. The bad: To lose 30 pounds.
The worse: Dropping 30 wouldn't exactly help since you weigh 400 pounds. /Smokey the Bear

5. The bad: It was to stop smoking. The worse: You've become addicted to the patch. /Gene

4. The bad: To quit drinking.
The worse: As you were puking at 3 am New Year's Day. /ms julianne

3. The bad: You've already broken it.
The worse: It was to not go on a three week murder spree. /Y2K1 Bug

2. The bad: Its to not get drunk and take advantage of helpless farm animals.
The worse: You already broke it. /Nox5000

muddlo wants to wish everyone a happy new year...

1. The bad: It was that your not going to do anymore interactivespace entries.
The worse: Now all the only thing you use your computer for is downloading porn.

Originally published: 01/04/2001

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