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The Good: Your girlfriend got a job.

7. The bad: She's your boss now.
The worse: She fired you. /NuT wItH a GuN

6. The bad: Working as a zookeeper.
The worse: She conned you into helping her scoop up the elephant poop. /Mother Shabooboo

5. The bad: As a pimp.
The worse: You're working for her. /Scientist

4. The bad: Working 20 hours less and making $2000 more a week than you.
The worse: She doesn't have to get dressed to go to work. /Vinny

3. The bad: She's in politics.
The worse: She's an intern. /nathan

2. The bad: She's a stripper
The worse: You're not nineteen yet so you can't get in to see her. /thekidinthehall

Mother Shabooboo get your mind out of the gutter, oh wait...that's the point of this game...

1. The bad: As a prostitute.
The worse: You paid.

Originally published: 01/25/2001

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