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7. The bad: It's life insurance.
The worse: You committed suicide. /kramertim
6. The bad: Your wife already spent it all.
The worse: On a lawyer. /SkyWalker707
5. The bad: It's not really your insurance settlement, it's Oprah Winfrey's insurance settlement.
The worse: You had to dress up as her to claim the dough. /Smokey the Bear
4. The bad: You get only half of what your were expecting.
The worse: Your already rich lawyer took that as his fee. /thekidinthehall
3. The bad: You were in a terrible accident.
The worse: You'll never be able to...uh, have a love life...again. /Lilith "what would Satan do?"
2. The bad: You are suing for malpractice.
The worse: You don't know what to do with the extra arm. /Polobro
Lilith "what would Satan do?" knows that getting money isn't everything, it's just most things...
1. The bad: You have to use it all to pay off debts.
The worse: To the loan sharks who caused you to need the insurance settlement in the first place.
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