The Good: Your wife just left you.

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7. The bad: You're about to lose a 450 Million Dollar suit to her in court.
The worse: She's Nicole Kidmann. /C0DE R3D

6. The bad: She was one of those "mail-order" brides.
The worse: She was taken away because you didn't pay enough postage./thekidinthehall

5. The bad: She took your Chevy, your kids, your dog, your gun rack, and your house.
The worse: You now sing country. /hunterj

4. The bad: For a horse
The worse: He looks better than you. /SkyWalker707

3. The bad: She burned your clothes.
The worse: You're only out $10 due to that. /SkyWalker707

2. The bad: She left you for another man.
The worse: Your father. /FdLas

Marcy knows getting rid of the old ball and chain isn't everything...

1. The bad: She left the kids with you.
The worse: They were from her first marriage.